Whenever Chris Kamara is talking – You must be drinking

It’s been over 5 weeks now since I said I’d give up alcohol for two months. I’d like to say that since Jan 1st not a single drop of drink has touched my lips – but I managed to break it in fitting fashion one day later – with cocktails at the Merchant. Since then I’ve found some great excuses to drink; birthdays, Burns Night (a wee dram, a go on, sure it’s fer yer big lad Rabbie..) and just plain wanting a drink with a mate.

Overall, the plan has worked. For the simple fact that I’ve saved a bit of money and lost a wee bit of weight, by cutting out the majority of my drinking. But… I do miss it.

Which brings me to the point of this post. I really want to play this ridiculous Saturday afternoon drinking game. The normal combination of watching Soccer Saturday whilst enjoying several beers has been turned into the ultimate use/waste of a Saturday afternoon.

Jeff Stelling’s Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game 

Some of the highlights of the game include:

- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e.”he’s hit the beans on toast”!):- 1 shot of Jager
- Everytime Phil Thompson says ‘Stevie Gerrard’:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and ‘Goal of the Season’ are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: – 1 shot of Jager
- Whenever Chris Kamara says “its unbelievable Jeff”, all drinks must be downed
- Everytime the team ‘Keith’ is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out ‘Cobblers’ :- shot of Jager
- Whenever a James Brown related joke is made :- Last person to sing ‘I feel good’ must down drink
- Whenever the James Brown statue dances :- Last person to dance along must have shot of tequila.
- Any talk of Man City ‘buying the title’:- down your beer.

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